Okay, folks, there's some really basic stuff that it looks like I'm
going to have to cover in the wake of the October of Spam that I had
on another board.
0. Albus Dumbledore is the lord and master of these boards. If you
piss off Dumbledore (or any of the other Mods, really) expect to be
taken out back and beaten with the ban-stick.
1. Don't spam my boards. No, really, I mean it. Spamming my boards
gives me your IP address, and I will have my vengeance IN ABUNDANCE.
2. Don't be an asshat, asshole, or powdered flaky jackass. Really,
don't insult the admin, the mods, other users, gays in Palestine,
or anybody. If you don't have anything nice to say, either learn to
say it politely or shut your face-hole. Also, don't f*in' cuss, it's
not f*in' nice.
3. DON'T TYPE IN ALL CAPS. It makes things really hard to read,
and it irritates the piss out of me.
4. Learn how to spell. No, really. I don't mind the occasional typo,
but "u" is not a word, nor is "b4".
5. Do not advertise casinos, porn... Hm, rephrase, don't advertise
here. Yes, you can list your website or projects in your signature,
but these sites and projects must not involve gambling, drugs, or
These rules will be added to as more people push the limits of polite
society, in my presence.